New Witty Comics is the perfect excuse to take a break and laugh out loud at the absurdity of life. In this review, we highlight 20 clever, brilliantly drawn panels by Dave Blazek, the mind behind the ever-popular Loose Parts comic. These cartoons take everyday situations, corporate culture, prehistoric tech, and even psychic predictions—and twist them into something both ridiculous and relatable.
About the Artist: Dave Blazek
Dave Blazek is the brilliant creator of Loose Parts, a syndicated single-panel comic known for its smart wit and bizarre setups. With a background in advertising and journalism, Blazek blends visual simplicity with cerebral punchlines. He’s a two-time National Cartoonists Society Reuben Award winner, and his work appears in newspapers and online worldwide.
His comics often touch on themes like office politics, modern absurdities, and unexpected anthropomorphisms—with a tone that’s dry, intelligent, and hilariously unpredictable. Blazek’s art is clean and minimalist, letting the humor carry the weight. And trust us, it carries it well.
#1 The Face of the Company.
A manager breaks the news to Cal—who happens to be a literal chair—that he’s being let go, despite being “the face of the company.” It’s corporate loyalty at its finest… or flattest.
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#2 Psychic Overload.
A psychic dictates his walk-in schedule with suspicious accuracy. It’s both hilarious and strangely on-brand—clairvoyants gotta stay booked, too.
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#3 Mook’s High-Tech Security.
Two cavemen admire Mook’s new “security system”—a boulder on a vine. Ancient Ring doorbell? No. But very on-brand for Neolithic nonsense.
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#4 Hatch Mark Diagnosis.
A doctor informs his patient that he’s suffering from “hatch mark shading.” The punchline? It’s not a skin condition—it’s a cartoonist’s shortcut.
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#5 The Little Galoot Reveal.
What’s funnier than a reveal at a bar? Finding out Todd’s been standing on a booster seat this whole time. Plot twist: the crew suspected it all along.
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#6 Snail Bedtime Adventures.
Snail parents read “Oh, The Relatively Nearby Places You’ll Go!” to their kid. It’s like Dr. Seuss, but for slugs. Slow and steady wins bedtime.
#7 ‘A’ Next Big Thing.
A CEO crushes dreams by clarifying someone is not the next big thing—but merely a next big thing. Corporate pep talks, redefined.
#8 Group Dynamics 101
Executives split a work project between staff and a getaway crew—dubbed the “go-to-our-summer-houses group.” Nothing like executive delegation with a tan.
#9 Ctrl+C’s Master Plan.
Copy-paste gets literal when keys like Ctrl and C scheme to “steal” an idea. Keyboard comedy at its absolute finest.
#10 Small Load of Laundry
She’s off to toss in a “small load” of laundry—except it’s a hilariously tiny basket. Literal humor hits hard here, and so does that tiny scoop of detergent.
#11 Refined Uranium Problems.
At a classy dinner, one rock realizes he’ll never be refined uranium. Especially when corrected on salad fork etiquette. Rock-bottom, indeed.
#12 Info Updates Gone Wild.
A medical receptionist asks if any info has changed—between filling out the form and handing it in. The answer is obviously no… unless we live in a cartoon.
#13 Naked Mole Rat Dilemma.
Two rodents ponder beach signs: “Mole Rats” or “Naked Mole Rats.” One holds a towel nervously. The other? Fully chill with the exposure.
#14 Pirate Surgeon’s Real Talk.
A pirate surgeon gives up on reconstructive surgery and reaches for a hook. Honestly? At least he’s self-aware. Plus, hooks are classic.
#15 Cowboy Therapy Circle
Three cowboys in La-Z-Boys question if they’ve gone soft. Spoiler: yes. Chrysanthemum Pete’s critique hit a little too close to the throw pillow.
#16 Cake-Walking Troubles.
A man tries to walk a birthday cake on a leash. It’s melting, wobbling, and absolutely not cooperating. Cartoons: where logic goes to die gloriously.
#17 Varmint Microwave Settings.
An Old West salesman boasts a microwave with a button labeled “VARMINT.” The best part? The buyer nods like it’s totally normal.
#18 Vulture Art in Hospitals.
A doctor scolds the hospital painter for putting majestic vultures on the ceiling. Nothing like ominous birds hovering over your ICU bed.
#19 Sewer Repair Fatalities.
At a funeral, someone remarks it’s rare to die from falling into a sewer repair. Not impossible though, apparently. Morbid? Yes. Funny? Definitely.
#20 Hors d’Oeuvres Island Crisis
The cannibals arrive, and the “Hors d’Oeuvres People” realize their peaceful anonymity is over. It’s niche humor, but it bites.
Final Thoughts
If you love sharp wit, playful absurdity, and single-panel brilliance, these New Witty Comics by Dave Blazek are a must-read. Each one packs a punchline you never saw coming—and probably didn’t know you needed.
Credit: All comics featured are by Dave Blazek, the award-winning creator of Loose Parts.
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